METROPOLIC

A blog dedicated to my personal tastes

forcefields:

blogger on tumblr: *is mildly attractive*
everyone else: oh my god you are soooo hot wow have my babies u got kik omg you don’t know me but we’re going to be married such a bae lol ughhh why does everyone hot live so far away ): MY OVARIES #UNF

(via trust)

— 1 day ago with 766 notes

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive, via trust)

— 2 days ago with 330671 notes
So I used to be a martial artist →

thecolourfreedom:

textuallyaroused:

I started going to the dojo when I was in sixth grade. It was a very masculine environment; there weren’t a lot of other girls there but the male senseis who ran the place were great guys and they genuinely loved having female students because we…

— 3 days ago with 35102 notes
rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


"It takes too long"So does raising a fucking child

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child

(via purpulltreez)

— 3 days ago with 269010 notes